Channelling is Channels do. A Channel is a person who does Channelling. Is that clear?
Let’s try again. Suppose someone is dead and not in a body, and who wants to talk to people who are alive and still in a body, then they make use of a Channel, therefore, the person is Channelling.
I-Ching is a very old Chinese method of Divination whereby “New Age” people toss three coins six times and the patterns will tell them what their future will be. “New Age” people believe this to be better than flipping a coin.
Om is another “New Age” word, a very new “New Age” word. When a “New Age” person shouts “Om” that person becomes one with the universe. It’s a very powerful word so you shouldn’t repeat it too often at one sitting because you might become so one with the universe that you’ll never find your way home again.
“Ground Control to Major Om, oops I mean, Tom!”
Karma This is what happens to you when you do something. If you are good and kind you will receive good things, if you do bad things then you are Fscked my friend! This doesn’t mean that this good or bad has to necessarily happen in this lifetime. This could all happen in another lifetime as well by which time you will have forgotten your evil little ways and you will stand there totally flabbergasted throw your hands up in the air and yell, “why me?”
“Hey baby, why not you!”
Reincarnation means that when we die we return in another body for another lifetime, then we die again and we come back again and so on and so forth.
Now, as I understand it these bodies we come back in are all human bodies, but if you totally screw up you can come back without a human body. Take for example poor Jan Van Riebeek who came back several times as a tin of coffee, or Paul Reviere who went out in a puff of smoke and returned as a well-known brand of cigarettes. Wow!
“New Age” people say that we will keep reincarnating until we learn our lesson, whatever that may be. This process is called being on the Wheel of Karma.
I wonder if it’s anything like a Ferris wheel found at fun fairs?
Tai Chi is a Martial Art form which is done in slow motion. This is probably so that the “Old Age” people may also benefit from it. If you practice Tai Chi and drink Chai Tea you could very well be a “New Age” person.
What the hell I’ve done both and I still feel like I’m an “Old Age” person!
Yoga this is a Sanskrit word meaning “Union” and it uses a series of breathing exercises to get mental control over the body. I could probably continue on this subject a bit longer but frankly I’m not in the mood. The use of the words “Union” and “mental control” remind me too much of marriage!
“Friends, we are here today to witness the Yoga of Him and Her whereby Him shall attempt to gain total “mental control” over Her.”
Blah, blah, blah!
Got to rush off to the nearest “Chakras R Us” shop because I’m running low on herbal tea and essential oils!
“Beam Me Up Scottie.”
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